Fantasy Team Names

I started this on my old blog, but I love to create conversation, so what are your favorite fantasy team names?


  • Halak of Seagulls
  • Baby Got Backes
  • Malkin in the Middle
  • Mario and Oshie
  • Oshie’s Island
  • Vanek at the Disco
  • Jesus Price Saves
  • Crosby loves Boyes
  • Backstrom to the Future
  • Puck You in the 5-Hole
  • Put Lalime in the Coconut
  • Camamaniacs
  • Don’t Toews Me Bro
  • Avery’s Sloppy Seconds
  • Two Sedin’s, One Cup
  • Harold & Kumar Go To White Kessels
  • You May Never Check This
  • Baby, Halak It
  • Halak It, I Love It
  • Conk Block
  • Straight Outta Conklin
  • Pimpin Ain’t Parise
  • Lucic and Chong
  • Gagne West
  • Standing Ovechkin
  • You’ve gotta be Jokinen!
  • Barnes & Knuble
  • Everyday I’m Byfuglien
  • North Kariya
  • Selanne and Cheese
  • Bro’s & Hossas
  • You Can’t Yandle the Truth
  • Honey Nut Chelios


  • Kibbles and Vicks
  • Fourth and Drunk
  • Can I Touch Your TDs?
  • Foster, It’s Arian for Beer

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